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[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 236 points 1 year ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

This is the true story of my life. I'm still working towards that last cell.

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 27 points 1 year ago

I'm speedrunning this shit.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 202 points 1 year ago

Reminds of that post a month ago...

[-] haulyard@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Wait is he still on the Azure Performance team?

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago

Azure needs him to care for Microsoft's Golden Goose at his farm.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Nope. If he hadn't quit, it would say "present" instead of July 2024

[-] SqueakyBeaver 12 points 1 year ago

Look under "Principal Software Development Engineer." It says "2017-present"

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That's the basis for my claim actually. The other position has a date not the word "present". Which I now realize includes 2023 not this year, so I don't know what the original question was getting at.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 year ago

Man is actually living the dream, the crazy son of a bitch did it.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 13 points 1 year ago

He has become a battery for AI

[-] Okami_No_Rei@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

Farming? Really? Man of your talents?

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

You don't need to be skilled in something to get enjoyment out of it

Likewise you don't necessarily get enjoyment out of something just because you're skilled in it.

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

It's a peaceful life.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

My entire career is based on "yeah but you're good with computers and programming!" I just wanted to do fine arts and paint for fuck sake. And I could have made a career out of it, as history as since shown! Ah well. Maybe my kids will fare better, we'll see.

[-] kshade@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It's never too late, especially if you can combine the two!

[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 13 points 1 year ago

Seriously, some people are that good that you know they could do almost anything very well in a matter of days.

So why not ? I always have a lot of respect for someone that is willing to drastically change their lives in order to improve.

[-] ggppjj@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a quote from a Star Wars ~~show~~ movie.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
[-] ggppjj@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ah gee dang, you're right. Thanks!

[-] ech@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago
[-] MetaCubed@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Its a quote from Rogue One if I'm not mistaken

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago

Huh, my first thought was that they went to the farm upstate where everyone's pets end up.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Dirt cleans off a lot easier than blood.

[-] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago
[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 39 points 1 year ago

Surprised it wasn't woodworking

[-] reboot6675@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 year ago

"I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood"

Legendary

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

nah, brings back memories from the Pragmatic Programmer cover

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 34 points 1 year ago

As I get older, farming seems more enjoyable than dealing with technology. Sometimes it's nice to just slow down.

[-] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

The kind of farming that makes any money isn't slow work.

It is, however, tangible work with tangible results. Unlike spending months changing the polarity of nanoscopic silicon structure for the non-appreciation of an utterly clueless salesperson whose braindead ideas will have left the world in a worse state than you found it despite anyone's best efforts.

I should seriously get into woodworking. Kidding. Sorta.

[-] match@pawb.social 14 points 1 year ago

remember when you would type a few lines of code and then a widget would appear immediately and you'd feel a tiny spark of emotion?

[-] variants@possumpat.io 29 points 1 year ago
[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

One of my colleague is leader of the team managing our internal software systems, but also a potato farmer. Somehow.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

I have some chickens and some cows. It's easy to combine small scale with wfh. Just need to move soemwhere with land and wifi.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Work from home? Work from chicken coup!

Farming is god-awful if your livelihood depends on it. I'd rather be a carpenter or a metalworker once I'm fed up with that computer stuff.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Wielders are paid close to programmers in my country

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago
[-] numberfour002@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I feel this in my soul. If I were independently wealthy or had a sizeable amount of passive income, I probably would give up the corporate life and just do something like farming.

But in reality, most of the farmers in my area either have to make do with very little or they end up having to work a full time job to supplement the farm income, build a retirement fund, and to have decent health insurance. Kind of takes the joy out of it if I know I'm either going to have to compromise further on healthcare & retirement, or if I'm going to have to continue working another job either way.

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Highly skilled people want to become farmers but can't afford it.
Capitalism has come full circle.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Was woodworking another common one?

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

I wondered why I was getting notification from that repo after pretty long time. At least 3 people commented after this post

[-] match@pawb.social 11 points 1 year ago

ooh, has anyone made something that transfers ownership of unmaintained codebases via bug bounty? like a sword-in-the-stone for critical fixes?

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

Just fork it

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago

I could be a farmer...

An MMO gold farmer. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024
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