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straight rule (lemmy.ml)
submitted 5 months ago by morrowind@lemmy.ml to c/196
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[-] Coskii 62 points 5 months ago

I thought I was a straight man once. Ended up being not the case.

[-] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 5 months ago

Straight? I was straight once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with femboys. And femboys make me not straight.

[-] grunge_fox 34 points 5 months ago

Man? I was a man once. They locked me in IKEA. An infinite IKEA. An infinite IKEA full of Blahajs. I was never a man.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

Straight? I was straight once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rubber femboys. And femboys make me straight, as i don't like them. I am still straight.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 5 months ago

i thought i was merely regular straight, turns out i'm so straight anything in a skirt makes me give a salute

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 months ago

I have not yet found the youtube comment to vote on, so it appears I am not straight either

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I thought I was straight because I liked girls. Then I thought I wasn't because I liked guys. Now I know I wasn't because I like girls.

[-] Rookwood@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago

I was straight like you once. Then I took a dick to the ass.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

straight? i was straight once. they put me in a room, a rubber room... filled with rubber ...dicks. and dicks? i love dicks. they made me realise im not straight.

[-] puchaczyk 28 points 5 months ago

provide an empirical evidence

post it in r/lies

[-] Catoblepas 22 points 5 months ago

🔫 We can make it 96*

* this is a water gun and it makes one less straight man because everyone’s straight until things get hot and wet

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

people are like wood

they're straight until things get hot and wet

[-] Catoblepas 11 points 5 months ago

😂 The version of that joke I've heard is spaghetti, but I like the wood version too!

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

And with your help we can reduce this number even more

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I'm straight, figure I'll pump out a few kids and raise them gay before flipping so I can maximize my ratio.

[-] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

One time i drove past a rainbow and thought it was beautiful. I'm pretty sure it was feminism.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 12 points 5 months ago

Not my fault I like masculine women and feminine men. It's the fault of those stupid sexy people.

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 3 points 5 months ago

"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"

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