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[-] stanleytweedle@lemmy.world 168 points 2 years ago

I like to think what happened is the atrophied part of his brain where a conscience would be suddenly came back online and for those 20 seconds he was consciously aware of what a monster he'd become.

[-] brutalist@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I like this take. My theory is that he passed the time limit on the go-juice and they had to take him back and hit him with another dose. What kind of chemicals are they pumping into this man to keep him shuffling around?

[-] 1chemistdown@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

The blood of the children SA by the church, members of the GOP, patriot front, anyone screaming groomers about the lgbtq+ community, and George Santos. And let’s not forget the blood harvest from the lgbtq+ children that are sent to re-education camps.

[-] JTskulk@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago

I watched the video, unfortunately he appears to have survived.

[-] Ab_intra@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

This is a human being we've talking about. You can dislike him as much as you want but don't be rude.

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago

You're asking us to have sympathy for someone who has ruined the lives of millions of people for his own gain and is actively continuing to do so. I hope it's a stroke and I hope it hurts.

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 49 points 2 years ago

This is a human being we've talking about.

Is he, though?

[-] Jaderick@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

That’s what the other turtles want you to believe

[-] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

nah I'm gonna be rude. not everybody deserves respect

[-] samothtiger@kbin.social 39 points 2 years ago

I say this with as much respect as it deserves. Fuck Mitch McConnell, I hope he dies a painful death, and fuck anyone who thinks that he deserves any amount of respect or human dignity. He has been undermining the American people for decades and has has helped millions of people die due to republican policy.

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

I agree with you for just about every other human in existence. Not Mitch. Fuck that traitor.

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

There are 8 billion humans on this planet, neither him nor any one else is special in any way. We are all just sacks of meat and then we die. So wishing ill of a particularly rotten sack of meat is perfectly acceptable.

[-] BaldProphet@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Username checks out

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

He blocked funding for 9/11 first responders. Are you OK with that? Those people are dying, but "oh, don't be rude to Mitch!!". Get fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEsHtpqQfD0

[-] Naia 27 points 2 years ago

When that fucker has done more damage and caused so much death I don't give a damn what he is.

He's a shit human being and I will celebrate the moment he is out of our misery because of the very direct pain he's caused.

[-] Krakatoa@lemmy.film 18 points 2 years ago

With all do respect go fuck yourself.

[-] Zormat 10 points 2 years ago

Lol. That's a skin suit

[-] subtext@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Agreed. Hate people all you want, but outside of like Hitler or Osama Bin Laden, there’s no reason for a good person to wish for someone to die.

[-] jake_eric@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

No reason? McConnell works to make the lives of thousands of people worse, on purpose. The world would be better if he wasn't in it. Seems like enough reason to me.

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[-] what@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Bin Laden was terrible but I don't know about him and hitler in the same category.

He watched thousands of his own people and civilians get killed by the US before he reacted. Was his reaction wrong? Yes. Should he have stood trial in the US? Yes. Is he on the same scale as hitler? Not even close.

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[-] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

McConnell has killed far more people than Bin Laden. Just the number of people who die from lack of affordable medical care is 15 9/11s every year.

[-] ringwraithfish@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

I can understand the hate. Mitch is one of the architects of the current political environment. Obstruct, shift blame, and stack the courts... he's been a leader in all of that. The world as a whole will not be worse off when he's gone.

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[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Turtles are known for their long if slow lives. And inhibiting traffic

[-] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

It would be callous, rude, and unfeeling to laugh at him. Fortunately, I am all three.

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[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

God dam we need a cutoff age for being in any level of political office and a yearly cognitive test to see if they are fit for office. Hell we should be able to vote them out of office mid term if we want. Fuck these old cunts ruining thr world for profit.

[-] grte@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is it confirmed it was a stroke? They wheeled that cryptkeeper out to speak again later. These people are cold as ice.

[-] derf82@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Looks like it could be an absence seizure. Don’t think it’s confirmed. Given the lack of FAST symptoms other than speech problems, I’m not thinking it was a stroke.

Either that or his operating system encountered an unexpected error and he needed to be rebooted.

[-] Mostly_Harmless@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

FAST can help to identify a possible stroke but the lack of FAST symptoms doesn't rule out a stroke. So CVA/TIA is still a possibility along with a dozen other things.

[-] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

I think he's too old for an operating system error. Probably something mechanical. Broken spring maybe.

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well it took long enough for his colleagues to even give a shit. He just stands there for like a full minute staring into space before anyone does anything. And then they are more concerned if there’s “anything else he’d like to say” grandpa, rather than, ARE YOU OK???

[-] donut4ever@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

Damn, man. These people are too old to handle this shit. Go retire and enjoy your last days. They want to hold on to power until they die. There should be a mandatory retirement age in the government. I personally would do 75 and you're out, I want to be a bit generous.

[-] GlitzyArmrest@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Whatever retirement age is, that should be the limit.

[-] Artinizal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

They'll just raise retirement age lol. Fuck the workers

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I've always thought he might have PD. Freezing can occur with this. While I don't wish the torture of neurological disease on anyone, damn this guy is a scumbag asshole.

[-] 00Sixty7@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I heard with some really old hardware you have to pick it up and drop it a few inches to re-seat the pins. Anybody tried that yet?

[-] Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago

I hope it wasn’t a stroke and that it was something more benign like an aura seizure instead. But if it actually was a stroke? It couldn’t have happened to a better person.

[-] Rakust@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

"Oh fuck i left the oven on"

[-] Kalkaline@lemmy.one 7 points 2 years ago

Someone needs to put this video clip to a Vietnam flashback video.

[-] soviettaters@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

If it is really a stroke that sucks, hope he recovers soon

[-] WookieMunster@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago

I hope he dies 🙏

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