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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago

Really taking the "shitpost" part literally, aren't we?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

Right wingers usually take things very literally

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 months ago

Also simultaneously figuratively because they need two of everything for their double standards

[-] gdog05@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

Do they seriously think an extremely liberal, gay as hell power bottom cannot out-fart almost anyone on the planet?

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 11 points 11 months ago

#brandnewsentence

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 11 months ago

If the sex was good, I may fart but it won't make any sound.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Mans powering the entire state of New York with the sheer amount of "Natural Gas" he's letting off after his GB themed birthday party

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

GB themed birthday party

As in like golden shower and bullshit-themed…?

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Gang Bang

I was implying he arranged a train to be run on himself as a self birthday present

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

Whoa — the straights are alright. This is the only non-awful thing about Donald Trump.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hate to burst the straights are alright bubble, but I'm bi

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 11 months ago

~~The straights~~ Everyone’s alright!

I’m sorry about my narrow-scoped comment.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Do they seriously think?

The answer is no. They do not.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Hm I'm going to need a demonstration

[-] don@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago
[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 45 points 11 months ago
[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Society text

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The fuck we do

[-] don@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

And it was right there in the link. Thank you, Jimbo.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

He’s a horrible fucking person but true or not I think that’s a fucked thing to make fun of someone for. Ridicule his words and behavior, not his illnesses and other such things that he can’t control which he shares with many other better people. Maybe I’m overthinking but it just seems to miss the point

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

I basically agree with this…unless they’re a bully who punches down against marginalized folks on a regular basis.

In which case your stinky nappy is up for grabs…

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

The problem is insults like that carry an unsaid message that someone with such a condition is lesser.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That argument is basically saying homophobia is okay when the gay person is a horrible person.
If it was just that single person being hurt, it might be something different, but the problem discrimination is that it hurts all other members of that community.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Maybe he shouldn't have done so many drugs that destroyed his ability to hold his shit.

[-] chumbalumber 14 points 11 months ago

They are kissing. Sloppy style. Boobs squishing etc.

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago

Idk why, but I read it in Žižek's voice. Probably due to the etc.

[-] sparkle@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

don't remind me of that guy 😭

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Trumpy had them shitty filled pants, tie to his knees... (to his knees)

Maga fans started wearing diapeei's.

He fucked a pro, next thing you know

To jail he goes goes goes goes goes.

[-] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

you have to get the butt-sex to red meat ratio just right

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