Fall asleep standing

I can snap with my toes the same way people snap their fingers, but only with the right foot for some reason.

Wake up and go about my day.

I can move my fingertip joints without moving the rest of my finger.

I can trigger a few seconds vertigo attack when I lie down. If I do not think about it when going to bed, everything is fine. But if I think about it, then it invariably comes.

I can

• Bend my fingers back almost to the back of my hand, effortlessly
• Raise/lower my eyebrows by a lot, even independently. I can make waving motions, as well!
• Touch the tip of my nose or chin with my tongue
• Wiggle my ears (though not independently)
• Roll my eyes up so only the whites at the bottom are visible

I can make fart sounds with only my hands

I can bring my hands from the back of my body to the front (and the opposite) while holding them together. There might be a use for this if I ever get tied up.

I can bend the last joint in my fingers independently. I also have a small nub on the tip of my tongue, which is only useful in one situation.

Sit in a cubicle for 8 hours a day.

I can spiral my tongue, so that the front part is fully upsidr down - but only to the left. I can't rotate it to the right at all for some reason, it's like the equivalent muscles are missing.

I can make fart sounds by squeezing my palms together

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The best way I can describe it is I can make the nerves on the back of my neck, upper back, and shoulders feel sensitive at will.

Blow bubbles off of my tongue

I can hear the blood flowing in my head, including hearing my own pulse via the same sound.

I can cock both eyebrows one at a time

I can touch my palms flat to the ground while trying to touch my toes

I can fold my ears twice - so from the top of my ear I fold it towards the bottom of my ear and at the point where it folds I can fold it again across over the first fold.

I can make my right arm vibrate by tensing up the muscles in my forearm. I dont me shake really fast. I mean vibrate.like, fast.

Outside of beating my brothers on specific mario party mini games that require repeatedly pressing a single button (or other games that have that use mechanic) or unlocking the cheats in bomberman 64 (needed a turbo controller to hit start repeatedly on the main menu) its pretty damn useless.

There was one Mario Party mini game (i think called domination) where you had to hit A as fast as possible, with each press making a thwomp or "domino" appear in a line. At the end, they all fall down, and you see whose line is the longest.

Some people couldn't reach the finish line. Some could just about get past it. Mine just kept going and going.

Otherwise, totally useless.