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[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 147 points 6 months ago

??? What does a fence post driver have to do with your age?

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 60 points 6 months ago

Well for some... It's a thing you put fireworks into....

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

I never thought to use one of these as a mortar tube, that's a brilliant idea.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

And for a certain group of people, their houses get fucked with by cops using a variant of this.

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Exactly. Back breaking work but this is so much better than any other manual alternatives.

[-] CarterH739@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

We didn't have one of these. Instead, I got to crouch on the ground and hold the post with my hands while my father brought the front-end loader bucket down on it. Good times.

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, the “we’re young enough to have another kid” parenting method

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Key memory unlocked. Oh damn I just remembered the sheer amount of faith I had to remind myself I had in my father's post driving ability

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[-] Aolley@lemmy.world 79 points 6 months ago

fuck all these 'tribalism' promotion posts, we should be finding ways to work together. Lisa, you're tearing me apart!

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[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 79 points 6 months ago

That isn't a generational thing it's an urban/rural thing. A 5 year old from a farming community would know what that is. Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

That isn't a generational thing it's an urban/rural thing.

Yes, that is indeed the point of the shitpost.

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Didn't see what community it was on. Apologies.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

No apologies needed. That's the fun of making these posts. Because people react as if I'm dumb. Which I am, of course.

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

Well I'm hardly the one to point fingers. I have a first rate rural education you know.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.

I assumed it was a police battering ram, tbh.

[-] nowitsabby 67 points 6 months ago

Gen alpha are literal children. They don't know what a lot of things are

[-] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 45 points 6 months ago

OP out here posting boomer humor....

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[-] carotte 40 points 6 months ago

metal pipe with handles 👍

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[-] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 months ago

It's so satisfying to slide this thing forcefully onto your pole OVER and OVER again, slamming it against the base.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 months ago
[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago

It can be if you want

[-] no_comment@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago
[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 months ago

Butt plug next question

[-] Jackie_meaiii 21 points 6 months ago

This is the thing to get a pole in the ground. I used it to put up an electric fence around a pear orchard once

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[-] BluJay320 19 points 6 months ago

Ngl I thought this was some form of battering ram

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago

I made the mistake of using one to pound metal stakes without ear protection.

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 months ago

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago
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[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

It's a "state police open up-er"

[-] comrade19@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

And if you use ear protection you can get off my property you piece of shit grandson

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 points 6 months ago

WHAT!?! SPEAK UP PLEASE!

[-] hubobes@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago

Yes, I have seen Clarksons‘s Farm.

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[-] Sneakyweasel90@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

I've put so many ground rods into this amazing earth. These bad boys have destroyed my shoulders.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

I recently got to use a pole drivers powered by a little 2 stroke motor. It took like 5 sec to sink a tpost down 3 feet. It was so easy and quick that it was kinda upsetting, makes using the old pole drivers feel like you're a monkey banging on rocks.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Ugh. My hands and back hurt just looking at that.

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

What's my fleshlight doing in this picture?

[-] mPony@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I thought your fleshlight was in the barn

[-] hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

I don't think most gen alphas are tall enough to use a post driver effectively. I've got early model alphas and they are barely 5'4".

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

That's one cool looking bong /jk

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Well it does make a BONG sound

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

dinosaur fleshlight

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

It looks like a potato gun

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

It is much less fun than that

[-] Xatolos@reddthat.com 10 points 6 months ago

It's a police battering ram.

Battering ram

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago
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[-] lolola 8 points 6 months ago

I'm a millennial. I guess if it was bolted to the ground, you could lock a bike to it?

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Its a post driver for t-posts that get barbed wire around pastures

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