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[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 112 points 7 months ago

It'll be a split decision.

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago

Made me chuckle... And people are sleeping here, dammit!

[-] TheOlympian@fedia.io 91 points 7 months ago
[-] Deepus@lemm.ee 65 points 7 months ago
[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago
[-] shrugal@lemm.ee 40 points 7 months ago

I'd say nobody. Not putting innocent people in jail is more important than punishing criminals imo. But idk what to do with the guilty half instead.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

Not disagreeing but I don't think it's appropriate to refer to one twin as a "half"

[-] shrugal@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Afaik it's pretty common to call twin~~k~~s "halfs", conjoined or not. I'm a twin, and I've been asked about "my other half" my whole life. Same thing with couples, or any two people who are perceived as belonging together for some reason.

[-] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 19 points 7 months ago

it's pretty common to call twinks "half's"

That is a brilliant typo

[-] shrugal@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Can't hide my gaming history 😅

[-] Baahb@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

The person per person count is slightly skewed for conjoined twins :)

[-] joneskind@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

I think it should depend on the conjoined twin capacity to prevent the murder.

If he had enough control over the body but didn’t try to stop the murder he should be at least held a little responsible.

If he wouldn’t have been able to prevent the murder then he’s just a witness and shouldn’t be put in jail no matter what.

And now I wonder what would happen if the conjoined twin could be sentenced to death.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Massively convoluted plan to get bodily autonomy

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago

Well they just are extra not allowed to commit crimes. Like way more than other people.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 7 months ago

I was curious if this has even happened before and can't find anything. Not even working together and both being guilty. I guess conjoined twins don't get up to much mischief 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Conjoined twins usually have some pretty serious physical limitations.

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Everyone can commit tax fraud

[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

That’s the spirit

[-] sxan@midwest.social 16 points 7 months ago

I've occasionally wondered the same thing about sexy time. Like, what if they don't both like the same kind of sex? One likes it rough, the other sweet and soft?

I suppose the answer to that is obvious, but it leads me to questions like: how are accusations of rape handled when one twin was consenting? Again, the answer seems obvious, but aside from the biological challenges, conjoining raises a whole host of other minor dilemmas.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago
[-] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

Looks like an interesting documentary. One of the twins looks remarkably like Matt Damon!

[-] downpunxx@fedia.io 13 points 7 months ago
[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You.

I like you.

(For you downvoters, OP formed the question in an ambiguous way. I highly recommend watching the movie Clue to see this gag used repeatedly to good effect).

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 2 points 7 months ago

Thanks for explaining a joke that has been running around forever.

[-] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 5 points 7 months ago

I think the human rights of the assailant always outweigh those of the victim in these situations. Neither of them goes to prison.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 7 months ago

You definitely misread the question but personally I would love to know what you thought it was.

[-] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 1 points 7 months ago
[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Assuming it is ever right to cage a human as punishment, i guess one would need a special room on the exterior wall of the prison.

Inside the room (and prison?) both are unencumbered (the free one is just visiting for the twins sake), but in order to leave (as one has the right to) the other must don one of those shrouds from the Foundation series.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Probably a typo, but just in case: you don clothing.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Thank you for your service.

[-] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 1 points 7 months ago

And doff it too.

this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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