If your boyfriend expects sex in exchange for flowers, get a different boyfriend. (Unless you’re into that dynamic I guess. You do you.)
For all the guys reading this thread, the most effective way to give flowers is to give them for no reason at all.
Never, ever give flowers as an apology. Your partner will start to associate receiving flowers with negative emotions.
Yes, random flowers. Not only on holidays.
Narrator:
Vanessa did not have a vase in the office.
Well, that'll be another $89.⁹⁹ for the vase, we're accepting cash, cheques, and credit cards
You could buy a can of coffee at the Ralph’s, that’s a very modestly priced receptacle.
another $89
stabs the delivery driver
"Thanks for the free vase! Oh two? You're too kind!"
he is losing consciousness while calling emergency services
No memes, just stock photos
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