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[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 107 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these

And yeah, yeah, I've heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don't care, I'll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

You want a sawzall, not a chainsaw. The former is a precision cutting tool, the latter is for arboreal maintenance.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I want a wrecking ball since that would be more fun and destructive, but ok.

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 7 points 10 months ago

you know you want the destructive option

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 67 points 10 months ago

I guess I'd put up some tarps to prevent the inevitable blood splatter from staining the walls and floor?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

The blood splatter is the decoration.

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

That's not a fan, it's a head slicer

[-] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

It's a hedge trimmer

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[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 38 points 10 months ago

Cannabis plants and grow lights

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago

with a bucket, a mop, a broom and dust pan, a shelf with some bottles of Windex and Soft Scrub and other S.C. Johnson(R) products, a stack of furnace filters against one wall and the front one always falls over, and probably a vacuum.

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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of my high school buddy who was in a family with 8 kids. Every closet in that house became a bedroom.

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago
[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

What ru talking about? THey were clearly good at it.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago
[-] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

That must explain why boomers had so many kids, no netflix means all they could do was chill

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[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I would start by adding some fake blood stains around the fan

[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I came here to specifically say this.

[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

Get an artist to paint an airplane crashing through the ceiling and make the propeller the fan.

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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Add some slanted flooring and decorate the whole room at the same angle as the fan.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago

Then take psychedelics and lock yourself in.

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Add a bit of a Dazzle paint scheme...

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

The weiling fan is decoration enough

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[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I'm not sure who needs to know this, but they make angled mounting kits for ceiling fans.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

This isn't that type of situation. This room is not meant to be right. It is where only wrong exists. There is a litany of people who allowed this room to exist and they all knew what should have been, but they all allowed this space to come to pass.

This room is meant to not be, but has allowed to be because it is forsaken by the collective creation of humanity.

[-] duffman@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Enclose it and make a secret door to enter.

[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 16 points 10 months ago

I call it the depression portal.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago

Add another fan a few feet to the left of the first one to make the room more visually balanced.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 7 points 10 months ago

I was thinking... just more fans everywhere. On every wall.

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

How come nobody has mentioned a walk-in closet yet?!

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Wtf is with the low wall fan? It seems low enough that you could just walk into it. I am not the guy that people would call safety conscious, but I do draw the line at spinning blades hitting my head.

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[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

With my own blood after I hit my head on the fan.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

More ceiling fans.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Everything angled the same as the fan.

[-] Shanedino@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
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[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Aside from aircraft painted on wall, I think put a mattress area on the floor (or comfy seating) and paint a galaxy in glow in the dark paint.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
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[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

Put in a long clothes rack, boom! walk-in closet

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

With a built-in clothes dryer!

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I know !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world says "anything and everything goes" but isn't there a more appropriate instance for this question?

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The fan won't last very long, the bearings aren't designed to operate like that. (Even if you don't hit it with your head...)

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The fan is there to hang a noose. It's not even plugged in.

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

Posters of the bright blue sky.

[-] nul9o9@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Remove the fan, replace it with a sunlight mimicking fixture.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

No, bare socket and bulb hanging from the wire that flickers.

This is the room you keep someone in or cry in, this is not space for a modicum of faux solar joy.

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[-] Toes@ani.social 5 points 10 months ago

...Does that fan actually do what its meant too?

I'd turn it into a mini theater.

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[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

With a lack of passion.

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

This is a closet

[-] Tantheiel@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

After the third time I hit my head on that damn fan. With a sledgehammer

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