Trump supporters quickly rallied to get their own brain worms to support the former President’s ongoing campaign for a second term.
Too real
Given that half of them were enthusiastically taking horse de-wormer a few years back… this is not impossible
They’re literally wearing diapers for him right now. Not only would this be possible, it’s the likely scenario.
You'd think the dewormer would have fixed it.
If only it were a problem dewormer could fix
“My brain worm was not weak and small, it was so big that Timothee fucking Chalamet could have ridden it across my brain,” said an enraged Kennedy Jr.
LMFAO
Like Trump could pronounce "Chalamet"
"said an enraged Kennedy Jr."
It's rare that a headline will actually make me laugh out loud, but this one did it.
It’s a work of art. It ties so many threads together in an absolute masterpiece.
It didn't make me laugh because that's something trump would actually say and I thought I was reading a real quote at first. Everything about him just makes me sad.
I actually believed this, then saw the community.
Same, I ate the onion.
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