Can I just vote for Maynard instead? I guess it wouldn’t matter, I’m registered as democrat.
President Reverend Maynard
If wearing diapers makes you a man then I'm William Leroy Taft, 23rd presadent of the United States
You couldn't make this shit up
Gotta get it straight from the source 👖
Sad pathetic cult
I had to reread the name of the sub and link repeatedly there. This one is just... how is it real?
What happens when you squeeze an orange?
It shits it's diaper!
this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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