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Added Bugs to Keep my job (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] flei@feddit.de 34 points 1 year ago
[-] MsFlammkuchen 19 points 1 year ago

Initial commit

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have on multiple occasions done a much more verbose variant of that: "I genuinely cannot remember what I changed"

[-] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 year ago
[-] cout970@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

"Improve performance by removing a function that never did anything" the story of my life

[-] Mixel@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

"Eigentlich fertig" was for an IP subnet calculator that I programmed with a fellow student

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Und uneigentlich? :D

[-] kometes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

"If you are reading this, you are in the wrong branch."

[-] zsh@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

“i cant believe this works i think”

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

"idk what happened but it works fine now"

[-] Mon732@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Forgot to commit changes lol"

I also apparently forgot append was a thing

[-] NinjaFox 8 points 1 year ago
[-] bazzett@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"Updated README"

[-] neclimdul@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'm ashamed... It's simply "bump deps"

Did I also touch some code and tests connected to dependency updates. Yes.

Did I document any of that? No.

Did I spend more time writing this comment the thinking about the commit. Most definitely.

Will I be bisecting to this commit after our next deploy and cursing at myself? Probably.

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

this is terrible, will rewrite later

[-] boletus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

"push files"

(It's a personal repo for homework assignments)

[-] trigg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] pp99@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Ilflish@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

"can still be better but priority changed"

[-] mawacode@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

"Move from GitHub to Forgejo"

[-] tonyn@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
[-] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"relearning c++ arrays again"

[-] experbia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"fixed. whoops..."

[-] odium@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

merge staging

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

"TLDR..."

I'm kidding, my applications are so simple version control would be synonymous with entire rewrites as I lean new things.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

"formatting and typo"

[-] Worthstream@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

"fix previous commit"

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Cargon@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[-] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

"Added brew to list of accepted package managers"

From my "install all the things" script I host on github

[-] Ponziani@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Fixes issues in PR

[-] rckoenes@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

“Expanded unit test to cover new functionality” true story

[-] owsei@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

"src/utils/typing: added tests for isArray"

we have 90% coverage minimum

[-] Sunrosa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Default rating"

[-] Trarmp@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

e12fa3b (HEAD -> main, origin/main) No

[-] ClemaX@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Refactor package structure

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

chore: update image tag

[-] jroid8@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"feat: replace every function in FunctionIdentifier with a single closure

My goal with less-function-id was to create a more neat solution but instead it turned into something far more ugly and limiting" You sometimes think a solutioniis good and neat until you implement it

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

PAPYRUSSSSSS!!!!

[-] miv403@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago
[-] LeLachs@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

(translated from German) I can't write

this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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