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submitted 1 year ago by bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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[-] pntha@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

i’m not excited for the cocaine animals cinematic universe

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I'm looking forward to this Cocaine Bear sequel.

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Here’s a review my friend sent me…

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Here’s a review my friend sent me…

[-] ndguardian@lemmy.studio 3 points 1 year ago

I was thinking a Cocaine Bear/Sharknado crossover.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 1 year ago

Before that, we gonna have Cocaine Dog

[-] humancrayon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cocainenado. A giant tornado fueled by cocaine rips through towns and cities, leaving every living thing a fiending monster.

Alternate name: Blownado

[-] yak@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

At least they'll be too busy talking about themselves to eat you, not that they'll be hungry anyway.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

B-Movie in 3, 2, 1...

[-] calebcharles@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Somebody get Ian Ziering’s agent.

[-] Stuka@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Next sharknado hook just leaked

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