Wear all green, then lay down by the hole and be invisible. Slap peoples balls away when they get too close.

My husband has a Bitter Southerner T-shirt that says Cornbread and Collards on the front. They'd have to let him in, right?

COLLARD REQUIRED. shirt is thank you.

How many times did Mr. Collard golf without a shirt that they had to put this up?

You know it's a classy joint if they require collard shirts

But, but, but... I only have Mustard and Turnip shirts! What do I do?!?!

Minnesota?

There's a clothing brand hq'ed near me called Collared Greens. Pretty catchy tbh