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Bridget rule (ukfli.uk)
submitted 10 months ago by flamingos@ukfli.uk to c/196
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[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 115 points 10 months ago

"after some reflection" ...subtle

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 36 points 10 months ago

Yea but I guess "The third time I masturbated whilst looking at this picture, I realised I could probably have got further with you." is a little too on the nose.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago

I was joking about the mirror in the photo

[-] match@pawb.social 67 points 10 months ago
[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 months ago

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[-] pseudopsyche 9 points 10 months ago

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

As per my legal obligation upon seeing a Guilty Gear reference:

THAT IS BULLSHIT!

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[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It seems pipedlinkbot has threatened a logic loop on me.

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[-] seliaste 11 points 10 months ago
[-] molten@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago
[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 46 points 10 months ago

I think this is two screenshots pasted together. The second one is cropped in more so the text looks bigger.

[-] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Three actually, there's a seam in bridget's photo too

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 40 points 10 months ago

I think that’s just the tapered edge of a mirror

[-] SingularEye 23 points 10 months ago
[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

You get hot pics from Bridget? You send hot pics to clueless people? You're a clueless Bridget who gets hot pics from another Bridget?

Regardless, definitely not me πŸ™ƒ

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 20 points 10 months ago

Explanation for the non-native?

[-] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 80 points 10 months ago

I think they realized Bridget was hitting on them, and their original response completely ignored that.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago

what's wrong with "super cool pic" lol

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 41 points 10 months ago

It isn't flirty, "super cool" sounds like she's taken a pic of a sunset or a cat or a party or something. "Hot" is a good start, or something like "wow", or "omg" or any combination of 😍πŸ₯΅πŸ˜³πŸ’—πŸ”₯πŸ’¦πŸ† works. You could try making a joke but the punchline has to imply you like what you see.

The recovery was actually pretty good though, it's funny and it makes it clear that the person wants to flirt, because they regret not flirting and they actually would like to sex. I would go on to say something that implies my brain short circuited because I wanted to sex her that badly. Something like, "In my defense I've heard people can't make words good when they're extremely horny, so please take that into account".

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 10 months ago

I agree with the first part of your comment but what the hell is the second part lol

[-] pearable@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

Maybe, "the blood rushed out of my head" would be a better line? Idk I'm not good at flirting

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

sounds like what a pole dancer's line manager would say

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