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Bridget rule (ukfli.uk)
submitted 1 year ago by flamingos@ukfli.uk to c/196
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[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 116 points 1 year ago

"after some reflection" ...subtle

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 37 points 1 year ago

Yea but I guess "The third time I masturbated whilst looking at this picture, I realised I could probably have got further with you." is a little too on the nose.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

I was joking about the mirror in the photo

[-] match@pawb.social 67 points 1 year ago
[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

[-] pseudopsyche 9 points 1 year ago

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

As per my legal obligation upon seeing a Guilty Gear reference:

THAT IS BULLSHIT!

[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 3 points 1 year ago

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THAT IS BULLSHIT!

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[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It seems pipedlinkbot has threatened a logic loop on me.

If I see a guilty gear reference, I post the youtube video, but it will respond with the piped link, which is itself a guilty gear reference, and therefor I must post the youtube video, and the cycle would repeat.

Why u do dis, pipedlinkbot?

[-] molten@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago
[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago

I think this is two screenshots pasted together. The second one is cropped in more so the text looks bigger.

[-] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Three actually, there's a seam in bridget's photo too

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 40 points 1 year ago

I think that’s just the tapered edge of a mirror

[-] SingularEye 23 points 1 year ago
[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You get hot pics from Bridget? You send hot pics to clueless people? You're a clueless Bridget who gets hot pics from another Bridget?

Regardless, definitely not me πŸ™ƒ

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

Explanation for the non-native?

[-] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 81 points 1 year ago

I think they realized Bridget was hitting on them, and their original response completely ignored that.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

sounds like what a pole dancer's line manager would say

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