I don't really want to towell off my butt after I poop. Wet wipes do the trick and I need way less paper.
Edit: downvoted by the bidet brigade. I tried not to come off as offensive but I guess it's always a risk when sharing an unpopular opinion.
I have a bidet thing on my toilet that costed just 30 Euro. You don't have to clean your ass by yourself ever again. It just does it for you. Was also raised with wet wipes but trust me a bidet upgrade for your toilet is like magic!
I still use less paper drying off my starfish than I did to clean up before I got my bidet.
For my Australian counterparts here, don't get too excited just yet: https://www.productsafety.gov.au/news/covid-19-supplying-and-installing-bidet-products#:~:text=While%20many%20housebound%20Australians%20may,risk%2C%20and%20it's%20also%20illegal.
I had one for a while, but honestly, my water pressure is a little too high to keep it.
Just turn the pressure valve on the wall where it connects a little to where it's the right spot for you.
But then the toilet bowl takes forever to fill up
I’m onboard with the idea, but the spray would have to be like a high pressure hose to shift the fudge off my hairy backside.
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