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Came back to learn you have job security (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 months ago

Also, all the automated tests were commented out.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 24 points 3 months ago

Checking the ci logs for the past week, like:

86 test suites passed successfully
    ❌ 0 failures
    ✅ 0 success
    🤷‍♂️ 1785 skipped

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

Ive heard of stories where people would have an imposed test coverage percentage requirement... and they would just have a single dummy method that printed "." to the console thousands of times. They then have a single test for that one method, and whenever their codebase grows to big, they add more lines to it so that the dummy method has enough lines to meet the test coverage requirement.