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Get a rule dog (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to c/196

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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 31 points 4 months ago

When you get a hotdog, you can ask in the shop if you can use the bathroom

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 29 points 4 months ago

Or stick the hotdog down your urethra to plug it up.

(Now there's a sentence I wasn't expecting to type today)

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 months ago

When I was in highschool, my weird friend was like “imana stick this corndog stick up my penis hole” under the table in the lunchroom and he actually jammed it in there and our other friend giggled and she flicked it a couple times

No one will ever believe this but your comment gives me the perfect reason to bring it up, there’s no situation where it’s even been relevant to talk about

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I believe it. That's weird enough that a kid would do it.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

He was definitely a strange dude.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I don't know what's stranger. Corn dog sounding or flicking the corn dog sounder.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago

ah yes, infection

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago

Oh god seriously

Although if he was gonna get an infection, it’d be from any number of the other weird things he did. Seeing him randomly years after graduating was mega weird too, because he was so… normal. Hahaha