I hate multifunction printers. They try to do everything but end up sucking at doing everything.

I ended up getting a separate, high speed Fujitsu scanner with built in auto file naming and OCR and it's been fantastic. I can just scan in all the things and shred them. Less paperwork cluttering the place.

That's rough. Good luck mate. I wish you'll come an emotionally lighter and happier person from the other side.