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More confusion for recruiters (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[-] VitaminF@feddit.org 45 points 2 years ago

<fun>
  <name>sum</name>
  <in>
    <int>
      <name>foo</name>
    </int>
    <int>
      <name>bar</name>
      <default_value>
        <int>0</int>
      </default_value>
    </int>
  </in>
  <out>
    <int>
      <calculation>
        <numerical_operation>
          <operator_plus>
            <operand>
              <var>foo</var>
            </operand>
            <operand>
              <var>bar</var>
            </operand>
          </operator_plus>
        </numerical_operation>
      </calculation>
    </int>
  </out>
</fun>

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 12 points 2 years ago

How did you come up with such a ****ingly stupid syntax?!

[-] hedgehog@ttrpg.network 18 points 2 years ago

They probably have experience with Spring

[-] VitaminF@feddit.org 10 points 2 years ago

I imagined what an Elasticsearch query style Python XML syntax would look like.You must share my pain.

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago

That's grotesque and you have my condolences

[-] Lightfire228@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago

It haunts me in my dreams

[-] VitaminF@feddit.org 4 points 2 years ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Welcome to the world of abusing the shit out of Ant. My first full time job was developing Ant in unholy ways. Tens of thousands of lines of Ant at least, doing significant logic. If-then-else, for loops, math, procedures, date-time math. I stuck it out for a year. It was a year too long.

[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Thankfully we have Gradle now.

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