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A friend of mine is pretty sure Kenneth Copeland is a part of a fourth dimensional angler fish. He's just out here looking vaguely human and teaching the Bible just wrong enough so that instead of Jesus coming back it's going to be some nightmarish horror.
Also, he eats a pet every few days. Not because he needs meat, but because he feeds off the suffering of children.
Like an Aboleth or something. https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_Advanced_Dungeons_%26_Dragons_2nd_edition_monsters&diffonly=true
Imagine one of those in a hidden dimension just sticking one of those tentacles in where we can see in a human skin suit.
In that case, yeah. Pretty much.