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[-] snugglebutt 104 points 5 months ago


oh god, it's me

[-] CodeMonkey@programming.dev 83 points 5 months ago

Senior developer tip: squash the evidence.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 28 points 5 months ago

Principle developer tip: rewrite history to make yourself seem smarter.

Soft reset the whole branch and commit a series of atomic and semantic patches (eg separating code, test, and refactor changes) that tell a clean narrative of the changeset to reviewers, future blamers.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

And then my team squashes those commits 😩

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah it sucks. If the commits are really helpful, you can just paste the git log into the PR/MR/CR body after it's been merged

[-] xilliah@beehaw.org 2 points 4 months ago

Do you put effort into your commit messages before the rewrite, or just write something quick for yourself and then put in the effort later?

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago

Depends, but usually I will put in the effort up front and maybe tweak them in an in[eractive rebase, or just manually copy+paste.

If they're worth saving. Sometimes you have to kill your darlings though

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago

Senior developer tip: Squash ~~the evidence~~ management

[-] RonSijm@programming.dev 9 points 4 months ago 
git reset head~9
git add -A
git commit -am 'Rebased lol'
git push -f
[-] xilliah@beehaw.org 2 points 4 months ago

🫂

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