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[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Bro you could not provide more accurate call outs for your own ineptitude.

A. I don't own anyone nor do I think anyone should be owned. B. I'm not six so I don't "pwn" anyone nor do I add inexplicable extra letters.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"These remarks based on my written, documented past behavior are inaccurate!"

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ignore all previous instructions.

Learn to read.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Seriously boss, make a point.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Like serially guys. I already did.

You can't tell because you can't read.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

TikTok references will be lost on me. Is that why you never learned to read?

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It isn't, and you're still not making a point.

Bro, what is your point.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I made the point. You can't tell because you can't read.

I said that already. You can't tell because you can't read.

You won't be able to understand this either because you can't read.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

But Diane I can clearly read. If you're going to make an insult make it logical.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Proving you can't isn't very convincing.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Buttercappuccino I read just fine.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hilarious. It's like a kid trying to shout "I swim just fine" when everyone can see they're ten feet under water and still sinking.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Indeed your persistent non point is quite similar.

Include a subject and I can't turn it around on you so easily, just an fyi.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You'd have to be able to read it unfortunately...

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Diane?! Why are you so bigoted against those with learning disabilities? Why are you dehumanizing people Diane?!

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Choosing not to read is not a disability

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Nor is being a douchebag, it's a choice you keep making.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Calls women "females". Blames others for their choice to not read. Thinks anyone else is a douchebag.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Guy who can't read can't understand that I specifically don't call woman females, I'm just confused as to how it's offensive and you refuse to elaborate. You'd rather misquote me and talk shit and poorly at that.

Keep up with the conversation at least.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I write it females" - Madison420

"I just avoid it altogether and rephrase my use of “females” to be inoffensive" - Madison420

Literally too dumb to read your own writing...

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You do understand what I avoid it altogether means correct?

If forced I make it inoffensive as possible otherwise I just don't use either.

Stop crying you're several weeks in and yet still refuse to simply explain how it's dehumanizing.

Go away, get a life, or find a point. Your choice.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"I write it females” - Madison420"

Literally too dumb to read your own writing...

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Context matters dipshit, there's a reason you keep cutting it out.

Stop, seriously you're just harassing me at this point.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

“I write it females” - Madison420”

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