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Farting (lemmy.world)

Farting is an essential day to day activity. It helps maintain a healthy lifestyle and keeps bloating away. There are multiple types of farts, but the most common way to categorize them is by the loudness/stinkyness ratio. Essentially, the louder the fart, the less stinky (fully silent farts are the most nocive for surrounding victims). Farting can be enjoyed alone or can be turned into a group activity.

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[-] mutilated_sphincter@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago
[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

You left out the best part:

"While serving in the army, he told his fellow soldiers about his special ability, and repeated it for their amusement, sucking up water from a pan into his rectum and then projecting it up to several yards."

[-] Kiefciman@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I shall train hard to achieve this power

[-] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

Few abilities will protect you from muggings as the ability to squirt substances from your ass on demand.

[-] Kiefciman@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

How can a man fart at will? Wont he run out of gases eventually? Or swallowing air does the trick? Also now I aapire to become a professional fartist too

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Probably gets an air enema beforehand.

[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Lots of anal sex will make you bqueef

[-] Kiefciman@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2024
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