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[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 94 points 10 months ago

“It is unfair how I am treated,” he said, “the moment I see a female and say ‘hello there female’ they always leave after saying something. I don’t know what they said because I wasn’t listening but they are being very rude.”

“I don’t understand what it is that makes women seem uncomfortable around me... likely they are just intimidated to be in the presence of a real alpha man like me. I don’t blame them for that.”

[-] soloner@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

I know you're joking but that last paragraph made me throw up in my mouth a little bit

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

It's not really a joke, that's just two paragraphs from the article copy/pasted.

[-] neonred@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

of a real alpha male like me

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