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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 39 points 2 years ago

Foosball

Mama says foosball is the devil!

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

It's not as dangerous as stick hockey

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 1 points 2 years ago

ice hockey > stick hockey

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Air hockey > sex with office dogs

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar

Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That's a tough call.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the...

Hold on, someone's at my door. Brb

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

How do you know? You're disgusting!

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment... Hmmm

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Well I love my dog but not like that

Nasty

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I'm just kidding with ya. Oh well

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I am too dumb to people

Just one of those days

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

It was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You're absolutely fine.

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mine

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's either Football or the local equivalent to "Foot" and "Ball".

The sport with the egg is "American Football". And you US citizens can call our football "European Football" and not *Soccer".

[-] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 17 points 2 years ago

Foosball specifically refers to the tabletop game in America.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 2 years ago

Foosball is just an Americanized spelling of "Fußbal" which is German for Football.

[-] Zangoose@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wasn't the name "soccer" originally from England?

Edit: it was, and it was used for ~100 years in England until around 1960 - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_for_association_football

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Well England sucks :p /s

[-] Zangoose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

See now we've got a valid argument going

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah but only poshos call it "soccer" here to distinguish it from "rugger"

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