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xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

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Title Text:

My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.

alt-text:A chart that categorizes various modes of transportation based on their practicality and danger level:

Zone of Practicality:

  • Trains
  • Airliners
  • Boats
  • Walking
  • Cars
  • Scooters
  • Bicycles

Zone of Specialty and Recreational Vehicles:

  • Motorcycles
  • Helicopters
  • Light aircraft
  • Go karts
  • Skateboards
  • Rollerblades
  • Skis
  • Unicycles
  • Sleds
  • Bumper cars

?????:

  • Hot air balloons

“Hot air balloons are the optimal mode of transportation, if your optimization algorithm has a sign error.”

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[-] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

your beef is with internal combustion engine, not with the car.

[-] Jentu 2 points 5 months ago

Microplastics from heavy vehicles scrubbing away their tires is a bigger issue than tailpipe emissions, which is why tailpipe emissions are the only thing focused on with regards to regulatory standards. Can’t have people thinking BEVs are similar/worse for the environment than a small car.

[-] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

ok, that's fair, never thought of that...

[-] zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

Replace every single ICE with a BEV. Still plenty of beef.

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Shame this comic doesn't draw a distinction

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