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What did you buy that improved your life?
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this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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...up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you...
It's not you; it's me. We've just...drifted apart! turns around, crying
you just burnout2'd a hole on my chest!
I'm sorry. We've both said some N0Sty things lately...
I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!
(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)
I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...
I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!
Give me your MONEY right now!
(seriously, hands up. Let's see em)
(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?)
No, I don't think I WHALE.
shoots gun into shoulder
Yeah, so, money now if you would, please
Your F A C E.
Your M U M.
That's what she said.