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[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

Should I be informing some kind of official census each time I eat tacos at home?

[-] greenhorn@lemm.ee 41 points 7 months ago

Are you publicly admitting to not filling out your Daily Ration and Nutrient Survey? I'd delete this

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

It's too late for me, that would just add an obstruction charge on top of it for destruction of evidence. Which I guess also technically applies to each time I've flushed the toilet.

I guess I'm an outlaw now. At least it means I get to have all the cool things that have been banned. Brb, I'm gonna go get all hopped up on leaded gasoline and start stupid fights over people doing things that don't affect me.

[-] jumjummy@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Make sure you fill out your Tracking And Consuming Order Sheet.

this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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