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[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago

Would you rather have 100,000 kg of tasty supreme pizza, or 200 kg of steaming manure?

Choose wisely.

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 28 points 6 months ago

200kg of steaming manure would be pretty sweet if you had a vegetable garden

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Not sure if I'm just missing a reference here, but if you choose the pizza you can have both.

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 6 points 6 months ago

Yeah but then that would be human manure which is a little (although not much) more dangerous to use on stuff you're going to eat

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Not a day or two from harvest.

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 1 points 6 months ago

you gotta rot it down a bit anyway. stick it in the corner of the garden and leave it until the following year.

Otherwise you'll get weeds all up in your veggies

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Not sure I'd chose to use the word "sweet" here...

[-] Buttons@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

Careful, the 100,000 kg of pizza will turn into manure.

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I figure I can probably convert about 10 kg into manure before it autoconverts into compost. Which is maybe even a worse problem.

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