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[-] ed_cock@feddit.de 96 points 6 months ago

"What should we do to get more people working in the health sector?"

"Better pay and more manageable shifts!"

"Roll back privatization to shift the focus to sustainability over profits!"

"I'd just enslave the youth again."

[Employee 1& 2 get defenestrated for a change]

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Defenestrated? You think the German military has that large of a budget?!

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

You can use the same window more than once

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

That's a great idea, but how much glass do you need to knock out of a window before it just becomes door.

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Doors usually have something on the other side.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Haha, trick question. Doors go all the way to the floor.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Pedantically speaking... they don't. And it may be difficult to draw a distinction between a window with a very low sill and a door with an extremely high sill.

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 5 points 6 months ago

Der Fenstersturzschein des TÜV ist für nur einen Fenstersturz gültig. Sie müssen die Fenstersturzmeldungstelle noch mal kontaktiert um einen neuen Schein zu bekommen, dann einen anderen Termin bei uns nachfragen. Schönen tag noch. HALLO NÄCHSTE BITTE

Apparently not :(

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