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[-] algernon@lemmy.ml 181 points 6 months ago

Sadly, that's not code Linus wrote. Nor one he merged. (It's from git, copied from rsync, committed by Junio)

[-] ngn@lemy.lol 73 points 6 months ago
[-] Epzillon@lemmy.ml 150 points 6 months ago

Isn't that from 1991 while the quote is from 1995? If we're nitpicking maybe we shouldn't time travel 🤓

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 62 points 6 months ago

Damn it Time Patrol! You can't stop me!

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 months ago
[-] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 44 points 6 months ago

I mean it was 0.01, at that point he was screwed anyway, and he fixed his program.

[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 41 points 6 months ago

He wouldn't make that statement unless he experienced the horror himself.

Now, if he still does it these days...

[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 months ago

I've heard similar from the worst first year CS students you could ever meet. People talk out their ass without the experience to back up their observations constantly. The indentation thing is a reasonable heuristic that states you are adding too much complexity at specific points in your code that suggests you should isolate core pieces of logic into discrete functions. And while that's broadly reasonable, this often has the downside of you producing code that has a lot of very small, very specific functions that are only ever invoked by other very small, very specific functions. It doesn't make your code easier to read or understand and it arguably leads to scenarios in which your code becomes very disorganized and needlessly opaque purely because you didn't want additional indentation in order to meet some kind of arbitrary formatting guideline you set for yourself. This is something that happens in any language but some languages are more susceptible to it than others. PEP8's line length limit is treated like biblical edict by your more insufferable python developers.

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

He barely ever code these days.

[-] refalo@programming.dev 8 points 6 months ago

line 152 is the only thing past 3 levels and I'd say that one gets a pass.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[-] laughterlaughter@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

Plus it shows three levels of indentation. Well... there is the extra one created by the compiler directives, but do they really count?

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