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The easiest problem (discuss.tchncs.de)

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[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 73 points 2 years ago

Nah, I name all my variables after my homies.

int dave = 0;

[-] rufus@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 years ago

does dave know he's a zero?

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago

In zero-based indexing, zero is #1.

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Dave was number one!

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

But they had to be enterprise, so he became a number one factory.

[-] codfishjoe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

His best friends index starts at 0

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago

Ah, the XCOM approach. Now you look after those variables and get sad when you have to delete them.

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