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[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 98 points 1 year ago

I'd believe this would come out of Texas if real.

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 63 points 1 year ago

I assumed it was real at first. They've gone so far that onion headlines sound less and less ridiculous.

[-] Delusional@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

100% this is some shit they'd do.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Its where project2025 (or whatever it is) gets their outline from.

[-] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I ate The Onion on this one. Opened the article trying to figure out what the hell they're doing now.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I assumed it was to check for miscarriage/abortion.

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