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[-] MsFlammkuchen 64 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

        It's not PHP.
I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far.

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 26 points 6 months ago

It's not PHP
It's already implemented in browsers

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 20 points 6 months ago

PHP has gotten really good over the past few versions, actually. Lots of really great stuff has been added, it feels like it resembles rust more every release lol

[-] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

PHP10: We now allow interop with Rust!

PHP11: We now allow writing code directly in a .php file and compile it with rustc.

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Can't forget the intermediate step of PHP 9: PHP borrow checker

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

It's not Malboge.

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