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[-] essell@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago

As an effeminate male, I promise you I don't need masculinity to reproduce! ๐Ÿ˜

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 18 points 2 years ago

But how are you at opening jars (the other benchmark for man)?!

[-] essell@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Better than my husband is at it. Still, we do own a battery powered jar opener for extreme situations. It's the end of civilization.

[-] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago

THAT'S HOW THE ROBOTS WIN, YOU FOOL!

[-] Willy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Under-cabinet jar openers are a great tool to have in the kitchen. They are effective and don't take up much space. However, they may leave marks on certain materials, so it's best to avoid using them on reusable water bottles.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

I simply become outraged that the jar has dared to challenge my manhood and fling them against the wall to assert dominance.

[-] darki@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You are the reason divorce rates are ao high ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[-] essell@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

What a thing to get credit for, feeling flattered and powerful!

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Damn sexy femboys, destroying marriages.

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