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[-] penquin@lemm.ee 38 points 7 months ago

Stop showing off VIM to your wife would be a good start. I mean, I would do the same if she tried to show off her make tutorials to me.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 25 points 7 months ago

Make? As in Makefiles or make-up?

[-] puppy@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

Makefile obviously. What the heck is a "make-up"?

[-] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 7 months ago

make up is my build command for pushing to prod

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Um, excuse me, I'd like one order of

make install

please.

[-] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

What does make out do?

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

Ships into production apparently.

Wasn't me. It was the other guy.

[-] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago

Make me should just refuse to do anything.

[-] reddit_sux@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 7 months ago

Well we do like to make stuff up so why not...

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

You know what, that was mistype, but I'm not going to correct it since it fits better in this sub Lol

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Yes, and?

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