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Kinda unrelated, but I found underwear at Walmart that has a holder for your cock n balls.
Absolute game changer.
What are briefs but a sling for your thing and a cover for your ass cheeks? I went back to them a few years ago after wearing boxers most of my life and they're a total game changer. They keep everything snugly cradled and they don't get bunched up around the edges like boxers when you're a chubby dude like me.
No, I mean is has a pocket specifically for your junk. Like, it keeps your balls from sticking to your legs
My problem with those is they push your junk up and out a bit. Sure, it makes your bulge huge but the edge of the hole into the pocket is always there on the underside of your sack. Like a steering wheel in my pants, it drives me nuts.
The steering wheel drives your nuts?
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?"
Pirate looks at him and says, "Argh it's driving me nuts"
Not unrelated, that's a pocket of sorts
I need to try something like that but I haven't found any in yurop