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[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 106 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Women, you can wear men's underwear, it's legal!

Use the front pouch as a bun warmer. You're welcome.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

My wife puts her phone in the dick hole (no idea what it's called) when she has her hands full

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It’s called the fly.

[-] Buffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

My wife named hers 'Orange Julius'

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It’s called the vagina.

[-] kwebb990@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

i never thought about it that way...

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Wait, when you say bun warmer, how do you mean that?

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Put a piece of bread down there for safe keeping and your body heat will keep it warm!

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Most people’s buns are in back

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