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[-] towerful@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago

Use stringly-typed everything, and always padStart your numbers.
Saves running into issues with numbers outside the 52-bit integer range.
And padding start means you don't have to worry about pesky sort functions.

Just don't do maths. Simple.

Maybe you could do a manual sort.
Provide a "captcha" prompt, and ask which comes first in the list... You know, to make sure the user is a human! And you get free sorting.

[-] dave@feddit.uk 37 points 1 year ago

Use stringly-typed everything

Instructions unclear. Now 1+2=12.

[-] LordTrychon@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

I got 000001000002.

[-] kuneho@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Provide a "captcha" prompt, and ask which comes first in the list... You know, to make sure the user is a human! And you get free sorting.

I mean, this strangely is a compelling idea...

[-] RobotToaster@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago

Just don’t do maths. Simple.

That's a good rule for life in general, really.

[-] oessessnex@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Turn JavaScript into Bash with these easy steps...

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