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im bored. anyone got a joke or 7 to tell?
I am a joke, does that count?
no. come on i need a laugh
HAha made me laugh
Alright, knock knock?
whos there
To
wtf??
bruh, you're meant to be like "to who" and i come back all like "eh actually it's to whom"
Knock knock jokes dont work over text I guess heh.
Here's a funny story. One time I got really drunk at that Hophaus place on Southbank. I was farked, totally smashed, by myself, and had to get the train back to Epping. I was doing really well on the train, felt like spewing, but didn't... until the train pulled up at Epping. I stood up and just hurled everything in me onto the floor... and then I exited. When I got to the top of the stairs of the station, I whipped out my myki super cool-like. In my mind I was slick and touched off smooth and easy; in reality I swaying two meters away and threw my myki like a ninja-star at the machine. The PSOs laughed at me and sent me on my 20 minutes walk home in the dark.
Fuck that was fun and funny. Enjoy.