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[-] skylestia 23 points 8 months ago

i also prayed that my school would burn down in the middle of the night multiple times but that never happened but at least i had an xbox

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago

I've been praying Jesus would just fuck Satan and get it over with. The sexual tension is way too high.

[-] skylestia 4 points 8 months ago

they should take inspiration from all the fan fiction of Good Omens!

[-] drengbarazi@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

What do you really think was going down there before the 3rd day?

[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 8 months ago

I think god is just handing out Xboxes instead of granting prayers

[-] skylestia 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

now that u mention it i can't think of a single other prayer i ever made getting answered so you might be right

maybe god is just sponsored by microsoft (this existence brought to you by: Xbox Game Pass)

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