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[-] DaaftRaaft@vlemmy.net 13 points 1 year ago

I can jump 10x my own height and can stick to walls

[-] barrage4u@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Walking on the ground is always slippery

[-] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

But you're the size of an ant

[-] Dumblerawr 4 points 1 year ago

You have no built in shock absorption and the substance you secrete that allows you to stick to walls also gives you eczema.

[-] Parsnip8904@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

You get vertigo every time you jump

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