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tumblr reading comprehension: electric boogaloo
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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.
I came to a similar conclusion from the greentext. Big and small are valuable but one is more convenient to carry around with you (due to the mass).
E: I think I see the tumblr users' confusion here... the sentence
can be interpreted like a semicolon or separate sentence...
or as a extension describing the object...
Some might have taken the latter interpretation which makes the rest of the story incomprehensible.