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[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 44 points 7 months ago

Sounds IT-related. Can you fix my printer?

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 42 points 7 months ago

Best I can do is strangle you with a USB cable.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

Nice. This is my new go-to answer for that question.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 18 points 7 months ago

I'm sure your granny will be thrilled.

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 13 points 7 months ago

If it means I never have to deal with printers again, I'll take it.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I'm down. The safe word is 'wenches'.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 2 points 7 months ago

Have you been stalking me?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Can you do 2pm, next Tuesday?

[-] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Use a micro or mini-b.

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2024
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