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[-] mykl@lemmy.world 137 points 2 years ago

You never wash your belt? I bet you never wash the poop-knife either.

Sheesh.

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 61 points 2 years ago

Some things probably should stay on Reddit. Like poop-knives.

[-] Rhinopotamus@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Along with Jolly Ranchers and guys who break both of their arms.

[-] Mojeezy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 2 points 2 years ago

I remember the jolly rancher story, but not the one where they broke both their arms.

[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It goes way back. That one must be at least 8 years old.

Let’s see… according to Know Your Meme it’s from 2011. You’re probably better off not reading about it.

[-] Tea@vlemmy.net 13 points 2 years ago

Hopefully I never have to see or hear "poop-kinives" ever again.

[-] emptyother@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I was expecting some rando to comment on this with his fediverse username related to something poop-knify. Might still happen.

[-] thesanewriter@vlemmy.net 1 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately it's become part of internet lore, I think it will last a long time as a reference or old in-joke. Luckily Lemmy is also giving us new ones, like beans or the 3-day no-poop challenge.

[-] zahel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Tip: Just like on old Reddit, you have to use two spaces after a line to get a proper line break.
View the source on this comment if you need an example.

[-] Zed@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

This will outlive us, no matter the platform.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago
[-] wutanc@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago
[-] HAROSHBLYAT@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Fellow poop knife enjoyers i see!

[-] cornbread@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir.

[-] Metans@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

It's fine, the poop-knife gets wiped off when I start cutting up my food

[-] mykl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[-] toaster@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

I have a family member that had to use a poop knife growing up and I always wondered if that story was him....

this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2023
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