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things dogs should not have eaten (i.redd.it)
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[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

I'm trying to imagine the calculation that happened in the head of the last one, where they decided "if she thinks I fucked the dog it'll be better than if she thinks I cheated on her"

[-] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

I don’t think it’s that, I think he just told her he got crabs from petting a dog or something.

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Imagine someone cheats on you with an entirely diffrent species. Like, they didn't just give up on women, they gave up on humanity.

[-] ChexMax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm guessing the couple thinks crabs are like lice? Like you could get them from general proximity. Why is everyone assuming she thinks her SO screwed their dog?

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