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What are your weird food rules? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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For example:

When you open a fresh jar of peanut butter do you only work through one side until it is completely empty then start on the other side?
Or when you get those shallow tubs of hummus does it have to make it back home undisturbed? Then one of the baggers at the grocery store shoves it sideways into the bag completely ruining the symmetry.

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[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 71 points 1 year ago

Food should be finished at the same time. You work gradually around all of your sides and main dish so you have exactly one bite of each left, and then you finish your plate.

My SO drives me nuts because they can just eat the entirety of the main dish and then eat all of one side, and then all of another.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 1 year ago

I've never seen anyone else ever do this and now I don't feel as alone.

[-] ApollosArrow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I eat this way and people look at me like I have two heads.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

I never want to eat in front of anyone who has replied to you so far. I'm a chaos eater. Nothing exists besides the current bite. I didn't remember what the last one was and haven't decided what the next one will be.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

I'd like to introduce you to me - I eat the starch, then the veggies, then the protein. Order of preference, descending.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I've never wished I could eat in front of another human being more than I do right now. I just really want to trigger you with this and I don't know why.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I eat like your SO, though I do mix it up a little sometimes, but it's because I'm saving my favorite thing for last. I don't want to end up with my least favorite thing at the very end.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Start with your favorite dish and when its gone move to #2.

[-] smooth_tea@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's like ejaculating on someone's face and then working your way to foreplay. If this isn't against the Geneva convention it should be.

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