Attach a bidet to your toilet. It's worth it (programming.dev)

submitted 2 years ago by van2z@programming.dev to c/frugal@lemmy.world

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Not only will a bidet save you on toilet paper, but you will actually feel like you have a clean butt after pooping. Initially it feels weird, but after you get used to it, you won't want to poop without it.

BTW in case you are wondering: yes, you still need toilet paper to wipe the water off. But it is a small amount.

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[-] Mr_Buscemi 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I can second everything said here.

I wouldn't have dared eaten 4 Volcano tacos & 1/2 a volcano burrito from Taco bell at once if it wasn't for my bidet attachment.

It saved me at 11pm,1am,3am,3:15am,3:50am and then finally at 4am. I saw the beans meme be brought to life & flourish that night as the water cleaned away the sins from my ass.

Eating them at night before 4th of July was a decision.

[-] Frolicswithforts@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

The number of risky food decisions I’ve taken since purchasing a bidet is uncountable. A good bidet truly absolves you of all food sin.

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