1007

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jeff@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

35 comments fedilink hide all child comments

IMHO, it's a horrible hack that is just broken. It's obscure and we need to rewrite it because it has a bad structure. ^X^Cquit^[ESC][ESC]^C

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 year ago

The best way I know to quit vi is by turning off your computer

[-] Olap@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Why would you quit vim?

[-] VoidHeathen@mujico.org 13 points 1 year ago

To open nano of course

[-] smitten 2 points 1 year ago

*emacs

[-] Kftrendy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Because you meant to open ed: the standard text editor.

[-] dinodroid@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wanted to open neovim of course. And my alias did not work

[-] chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Because you've finished configuring the evil package, obviously.

[-] master@lem.serkozh.me 12 points 1 year ago

you can also accomplish that by turning off city's electrical grid

[-] emag@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago

Takes too long for the UPS to run down...

[-] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 2 points 1 year ago

i see you're operating at datacenter scale

[-] dave@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

This is the way.

this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023

1007 points (100.0% liked)

Programmer Humor

19480 readers

170 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS